Diet Ice Cubes
Camp Hill PA– The latest diet craze, diet ice cubes, is becoming a big seller at the Pick N Tote in the West Shore Farmers Market. The tiny ice cubes cost $10.00 for a dozen and the store sells thousands a day. The ice cubes have zero calories and no cholesterol. They are the brain child of the store’s manager aptly named Arnold Waterman.
The diet ice cubes are “homemade, right in back of the store” according to Waterman. “We have them displayed with the snacks, right next to the diet sodas, you can’t miss them.”
Wendy King-MacDonald A big customer and fan of the diet ice cubes said “I weigh 457 pounds but I’m trying to lose some.” Her cart was filled with junk food and diet ice cubes. “I also like the fact the ice cubes are low in cholesterol since I have had heart failure. So I hope to be either dead or in a bikini by the end of July.”
Mr. Waterman hopes to make a boatload of money with his new product line. “I’m thinking of selling diet water for $10.00 a bottle too. There certainly is no shortage of suckers out there to sell these diet products to. Like everything else, they eat it up. ”
Really?
TODAY: DON’T BE FOOLED. DROP SOME REAL CALORIES AND DO SOME REAL EXERCISE. THAT REALLY WORKS.
Thanks to TheSpoof.com for the original story which has been modified by The Diet Nag.
Tags: Diet Jokes
February 16, 2011 6:24 am 
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